Assistant: Sir, we've run into a serious problem with the mission.
These Nielsen ratings are the lowest ever. [holds a piece of
paper]
Scientist: Oh my God...we've been beaten by "A Connie Chung Christmas!"
-- NASA's ultimate nightmare, "Deep Space Homer"
These Nielsen ratings are the lowest ever. [holds a piece of
paper]
Scientist: Oh my God...we've been beaten by "A Connie Chung Christmas!"
-- NASA's ultimate nightmare, "Deep Space Homer"
Related:
- Race: Oh my God, the ants are shorting out our navigation systems!
[the astronauts smack back and forth into the walls]... - Assistant: Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten
years.
Everyone: Yay! Scientist: And how's the spacecraft... - Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone
knew where to get some Tang,
it'd be you. ...Shut up! Assistant: Excuse me -- ... - Researcher: Why, they're all a bunch of blue-collar slobs!
Scientist: People, that's who we need for our next... - Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is
an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into
space?
Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if... - Scientist: We need a fresh angle to keep the public interested.
Assistant: The public see our astronauts as clean-cut... - Scientist: Now of course only one of you will be chosen to go into
space.
So the next few weeks will be a grueling series of... - Scientist: People, we're in danger of losing our funding.
America isn't interested in space exploration... - Scientist: [resigned] Well, Homer, I guess you're the winner by default.
Homer: Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in...
