Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
Homer: Why? What's wrong?
Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster.
Maybe I'm being a little anal, but barefoot season is coming
up and there's a world of rusty nails out there!
Homer: Oh, sure, I'll take you, wait with you, worry about you,
and then you'll ride home with someone who has a faster car.
This is how you get your kicks, isn't it, Lisa!
Lisa: Mm...
-- "Saturdays of Thunder"
Homer: Why? What's wrong?
Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster.
Maybe I'm being a little anal, but barefoot season is coming
up and there's a world of rusty nails out there!
Homer: Oh, sure, I'll take you, wait with you, worry about you,
and then you'll ride home with someone who has a faster car.
This is how you get your kicks, isn't it, Lisa!
Lisa: Mm...
-- "Saturdays of Thunder"
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