Homer: [reading] Cosby's First Law of Inter-generational Perversity:
No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the
opposite. Huh?
[inner voice] Don't you get it!? You gotta use reverse
psychology! [out loud] Well, that sounds too complicated. [inner
voice] Okay, <don't> use reverse psychology. [out loud] All
right, I will!
-- His own worst enemy, "Saturdays of Thunder"
No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the
opposite. Huh?
[inner voice] Don't you get it!? You gotta use reverse
psychology! [out loud] Well, that sounds too complicated. [inner
voice] Okay, <don't> use reverse psychology. [out loud] All
right, I will!
-- His own worst enemy, "Saturdays of Thunder"
Related:
- Brad: Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner
voice inside,
your inner child. Listen! What's he saying? Ned... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Homer: {[reads label on the Mr. Cleanser bottle]
Hmm.
"Use only in a well-ventilated area." Shove it, ... - Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha!
Homer: [gags]
Krusty:
What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance... - Krusty: You here for the trampoline?
Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my... - Homer: [waking up to the sound of loud rhythmic buzzing]
Huh?
Noise! ... Bad noise! Voice: [calmly] Five minutes... - There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
They hang out and play together for years, virtually... - Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has... - Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
