Dave: Mr. Simpson, if you want to be a good father, you have to
spend time with your son.
Homer: Well, that's easy for you to say, you .. preachy .. egg-headed
.. institute guy! How much do you see <your> son?
Dave: Why don't you ask him yourself? Homer, meet Dave, Jr.
Homer: [stunned] Huh?
Dave: How's your research, coming, son?
Dave, Jr: I think we're near a breakthrough.
Dave: Good work.
Dave, Jr: [leaving] Thanks, Dad.
Homer: Oh, how I envy you.
Dave: Homer, that easy back-and-forth you just witnessed didn't
happen overnight. It took years of effort.
-- The National Fatherhood Institute,
"Saturdays of Thunder"
spend time with your son.
Homer: Well, that's easy for you to say, you .. preachy .. egg-headed
.. institute guy! How much do you see <your> son?
Dave: Why don't you ask him yourself? Homer, meet Dave, Jr.
Homer: [stunned] Huh?
Dave: How's your research, coming, son?
Dave, Jr: I think we're near a breakthrough.
Dave: Good work.
Dave, Jr: [leaving] Thanks, Dad.
Homer: Oh, how I envy you.
Dave: Homer, that easy back-and-forth you just witnessed didn't
happen overnight. It took years of effort.
-- The National Fatherhood Institute,
"Saturdays of Thunder"
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