Marge: Maybe you should do something with the kids while I'm gone.
Homer: [sugary-sweet] Oh, sure, great idea. I've love to.
[sees Lisa] D'oh!! Did you hear that?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: How much?
Lisa: Everything.
Homer: What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with
you?
Lisa: Uh.... Take us to the video store?
Homer: Anything for my little girl.
-- "Saturdays of Thunder"
Homer: [sugary-sweet] Oh, sure, great idea. I've love to.
[sees Lisa] D'oh!! Did you hear that?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: How much?
Lisa: Everything.
Homer: What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with
you?
Lisa: Uh.... Take us to the video store?
Homer: Anything for my little girl.
-- "Saturdays of Thunder"
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Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck...
