Nick: I'm offering three bottles, enough to clean one thousand
tombstones, for only $39.95!
All: Booo! [a chair is heaved on stage]
Troy: I'm afraid you're going to have to do better, doctor.
Homer: [watching the show] Yeah, give us a break, doctor!
-- I Can't Believe They Invented It! "Saturdays of
Thunder"
tombstones, for only $39.95!
All: Booo! [a chair is heaved on stage]
Troy: I'm afraid you're going to have to do better, doctor.
Homer: [watching the show] Yeah, give us a break, doctor!
-- I Can't Believe They Invented It! "Saturdays of
Thunder"
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