Grampa: [fumbling with the joystick] What do I do?
Bart: Grampa, do you want to go to the right?
Grampa: Yes?
Bart: Move the joystick to the left.
Grampa: Yes, move the... What's a joystick! You didn't tell me...
Bart: Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, here
comes a Xylon Cruiser! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Grampa: A Xylon Cruiser!?
Bart: Go into hyperspace! Ready?
Hit it!
Grampa: Wha? WHERE'S THE HYPERSPACE!
Bart: Grampa, you're the spaceship, not the...
Grampa: I'm the what!? I thought I was
<this> guy. [the ship explodes] Ohhhhh!
Bart: Game's over, Grampa.
Grampa: I got down on the floor for this!?
-- Playing video games, "Lisa's Pony"
Bart: Grampa, do you want to go to the right?
Grampa: Yes?
Bart: Move the joystick to the left.
Grampa: Yes, move the... What's a joystick! You didn't tell me...
Bart: Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, here
comes a Xylon Cruiser! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Grampa: A Xylon Cruiser!?
Bart: Go into hyperspace! Ready?
Hit it!
Grampa: Wha? WHERE'S THE HYPERSPACE!
Bart: Grampa, you're the spaceship, not the...
Grampa: I'm the what!? I thought I was
<this> guy. [the ship explodes] Ohhhhh!
Bart: Game's over, Grampa.
Grampa: I got down on the floor for this!?
-- Playing video games, "Lisa's Pony"
Related:
- Bart: Grampa, Mom was in such a hurry, she forgot to give you this.
It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't... - Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar?
Lisa: Yes,
ten please. Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off... - Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's
Little Helper.
Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe: No... - Marge: Grampa, could you do something?
Grampa: I can dress myself.
Asking Grampa to babysit the kids, "War of the... - Herman: [whispers] What's the password?
Grampa: Let me in,
you idiot! Herman: Right you are. [opens the door]... - Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa?
Bart: What can <he> do?
Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest... - Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his... - Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave... - Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV]
[the kids,
watching it, open their mouths] Homer: [quickly] Kids...
From the same category:
- Woman: Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
Woods: To be honest, in my upcoming movie I'm going... - YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every... - Larry: We've gotta find someplace to hide.
Homer: [gasps] The abandoned warehouse!
[they enter a dilapidated warehouse] [inside... - Man 1: [hands Burns an offer of $100,000,000]
Burns:
Woo hoo! [dances about a bit] Ahem. I grudgingly... - Ah, here it is. The complete handyman's bookshelf.
Volume 1: Spice racks. -- Homer sets to...
