Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?
Marge: Oh, I'm sorry, Homey.
Homer: [mournful] Nobody respects me at work.
Marge: Well _we_ respect you!
[Bart writes "Insert Brain Here" on the back of Homer's head]
[Lisa and Bart laugh]
Bart, I told you, don't draw on your father's skull.
[Marge reads it and begins to chuckle]
-- Once a Simpson, always a Simpson, "Deep Space Homer"
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?
Marge: Oh, I'm sorry, Homey.
Homer: [mournful] Nobody respects me at work.
Marge: Well _we_ respect you!
[Bart writes "Insert Brain Here" on the back of Homer's head]
[Lisa and Bart laugh]
Bart, I told you, don't draw on your father's skull.
[Marge reads it and begins to chuckle]
-- Once a Simpson, always a Simpson, "Deep Space Homer"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer shuts off the TV]
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson
as I call it. Grimes: Yeah, what did you... - Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.}
Lisa
{Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.} Homer... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking... - Marge: I'd like your attention, please.
Homer: Quiet Marge
This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp ... - Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys]... - Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus
please. Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge...
