Burns: Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
Homer: [slowly] Usury?
Burns: Oh, silly me! I must've just made up a word that doesn't exist.
-- Approving Homer's loan to pay for "Lisa's Pony"
Homer: [slowly] Usury?
Burns: Oh, silly me! I must've just made up a word that doesn't exist.
-- Approving Homer's loan to pay for "Lisa's Pony"
Related:
- Burns: Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.
Muhahahahaha.... Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um... - Smithers: You have any collateral?
Burns: Oh, Smithers,
let's not be so cold. His spirit is my collateral... - Burns: [appears behind the employee credit union desk] Hello.
Homer: Ack! Burns: [reads the loan application] Simpson... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall]... - Lisa: Wait Dad, I've got something for you. [kisses him]
Homer:
Oh, I was hoping it'd be money. -- How to pay for... - Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Homer:
My name is Homer Simpson! Burns: You're just babbling... - Lisa: I gave up the pony.
Homer: You did?
Lisa: Mm hm.
There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you?
Homer:
No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My...
