Prof: This proton accelerator destabilizes the atom in this chamber
here, then propels it --
Homer: Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear
power plant for ten years, and, uh, I think I know how a proton
accelerator works.
Prof: Well, please, come down and show us.
Homer: All right, I will.
[Everyone abandons the glowing green building]
[Homer walks out, glowing green himself]
Homer: [to meltdown men] In there, guys.
Men: Thanks, Homer.
-- If I didn't know better, I _might_ think you'd met
him before, "Homer Goes to College"
here, then propels it --
Homer: Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear
power plant for ten years, and, uh, I think I know how a proton
accelerator works.
Prof: Well, please, come down and show us.
Homer: All right, I will.
[Everyone abandons the glowing green building]
[Homer walks out, glowing green himself]
Homer: [to meltdown men] In there, guys.
Men: Thanks, Homer.
-- If I didn't know better, I _might_ think you'd met
him before, "Homer Goes to College"
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Karl:
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Flanders: Well,
we might as well make it official. Homer: What does...
