Pr. Skinner: [watchs Milhouse's pathetic act]
Oh terrible, just terrible. You know, they seem to get
worse every year. [comes out on stage] Wonderful! You
know, I think this is the best pageant we've ever had. I
really do!
-- "Lisa's Pony"
Oh terrible, just terrible. You know, they seem to get
worse every year. [comes out on stage] Wonderful! You
know, I think this is the best pageant we've ever had. I
really do!
-- "Lisa's Pony"
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