Jerry: What's the matter, buddy?
Homer: The moron next door closed early!
Jerry: I happen to be that moron.
Homer: Oh... Me and my trenchant mouth!
-- For whom the bold tells, "Lisa's Pony"
Homer: The moron next door closed early!
Jerry: I happen to be that moron.
Homer: Oh... Me and my trenchant mouth!
-- For whom the bold tells, "Lisa's Pony"
Related:
- Jerry: Clarinet?
Homer: No.
Jerry: Oboe?
Homer: No.
Jerry: Saxophone? Homer: No. Wait a minute, what was... - Jerry: What instrument does she play?
Homer: ... [whining] I don't know.
Buying a replacement reed for Lisa, "Lisa's... - Oh my! What is that smell! [sees Homer] Oh, it's you.
Pet shop owner, "Lisa's... - Lisa: I gave up the pony.
Homer: You did?
Lisa: Mm hm.
There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies?
Owner: Uh, sure,
pal. Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads... - Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum]
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on,
my life as I knew it was over. Kent: [on... - Barney: So next time somebody tells you carney folk are good,
honest people, you can spit in their faces... - Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now,
when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed...
