Lisa: [on the phone] Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed,

Lisa: [on the phone]
Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed, and I need you to get me a
new one.
Homer: Uh, isn't this the kind of thing your mother's better at?
Lisa: I called her; she's not home. I also tried Mr. Flanders, Aunt
Patty, Aunt Selma, Dr. Hibbert, Reverend Lovejoy, and that nice
man who caught the snake in our basement.
Homer: Wow, and after them, out of all the people in the world, you
chose me.
-- My one and only, "Lisa's Pony"