We're going to hit him where it hurts. Right in the Judaica.
-- Lisa Simpson on Rabbi Krustofsky, "Like Father,
Like Clown"
-- Lisa Simpson on Rabbi Krustofsky, "Like Father,
Like Clown"
Related:
- Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky.
Rev.L:
Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show... - Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?
Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you,
my young friend? Bart: We came to talk to you about... - Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I... - Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer,
this I could forgive. The plot of this episode is... - My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi... - Bart: Oy! This guy's tough.
Lisa: Bart, we're going to have to outsmart him.
Bart: I dunno, he's pretty sharp. He saw right through... - He's taking funny talk.
--
Homer Simpson Like Father, Like... - The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky,
on their joint radio show: Announcer: And our first... - A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
Lisa Simpson on Krusty the Klown, "Like Father, ...
From the same category:
- Bart: Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world
your fat can.
Homer: Don't worry, boy, he'll be ready for your Aunt... - Bart: I'm scared, Lisa.
Lisa: You think <you> know fear?
Well, <I've> seen 'em naked! Bart: Waaaaauuuugh... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your... - Bart: I don't think I really captured the eyes.
Milhouse:
Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always... - Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you
last Sunday -
Abe: Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece]...
