Waitress: And for you, sir?
Rabbi K: Ah, let's see. I want a nice sandwich. But the Joey Bishop,
eh, too fatty. the Jackie Mason? I dunno, sauerkraut makes
me gas. Bruce Willis? I don't even like his work! What is
this? Krusty the Klown?
Waitress: That's ham, sausage, and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
Rabbi K: What!?
Waitress: On white bread.
-- Izzy's Deli, "Like Father, Like Clown"
Rabbi K: Ah, let's see. I want a nice sandwich. But the Joey Bishop,
eh, too fatty. the Jackie Mason? I dunno, sauerkraut makes
me gas. Bruce Willis? I don't even like his work! What is
this? Krusty the Klown?
Waitress: That's ham, sausage, and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
Rabbi K: What!?
Waitress: On white bread.
-- Izzy's Deli, "Like Father, Like Clown"
Related:
- Rabbi K: [answers phone] What? Saul Bellow? The Nobel-prize-winning
Jewish novelist?
He wants to have lunch with me? Ha ha! It's... - Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?
Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you,
my young friend? Bart: We came to talk to you about... - Man 1: Should I finish college?
Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another... - Rabbi K: [answering the phone] Hello. Hello? Anybody there?
What's this, I hear the phone ring, and suddenly there's... - Rabbi K: Hello? Anybody there? I hear breathing but I don't hear
talking.
What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello... - Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer,
this I could forgive. The plot of this episode is... - My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi... - Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely... - Krusty: [humming the Marseillaise] Um, could you direct me to
President Francois Mitterand's table?
Waitress: You think you're funny? Krusty: Fifty million...
From the same category:
- Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Let them have their tar-tar sauce!
-- Burns implements Homer's plan,
"Simpson and... - Cheap Chinese TV, what did I ever buy it for...
-
Homer tries to fix the TV set, "The Way We... - We have no witnesses, no suspects, no leads.
If anyone has any information,
please dial `O' and ask for the police. That number... - on "Bite Back"]
Kent: Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat?
Apu: No -- I mean, yes -- I mean -- uh oh. [sweats]...
