Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky.
Rev.L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every
Sunday night!
Bart: Really?
Lisa: I didn't know that.
Rev.L: Gee, uh, I mention it in my sermon every week.
Bart: [false realization] Oh, oh, <that> radio show!
Lisa: [playing along] Oh yeah! It's all the kids talk about on Monday
at school.
-- Church Chat, "Like Father, Like Clown"
Rev.L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every
Sunday night!
Bart: Really?
Lisa: I didn't know that.
Rev.L: Gee, uh, I mention it in my sermon every week.
Bart: [false realization] Oh, oh, <that> radio show!
Lisa: [playing along] Oh yeah! It's all the kids talk about on Monday
at school.
-- Church Chat, "Like Father, Like Clown"
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Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you,
my young friend? Bart: We came to talk to you about... - The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky,
on their joint radio show: Announcer: And our first... - We're going to hit him where it hurts. Right in the Judaica.
Lisa Simpson on Rabbi Krustofsky, "Like Father, ... - Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I... - Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry.
Krusty: Pfft.
Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: ... - Bart: Yeah?| |Oh yeah?| |Yeah?| |Oh <yeah>?|
Lisa:
|Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church...
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-- Nelson is awed by a yo-yo demonstration,
"Bart the... - Burns: I'm going to write a figure on this piece of paper.
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last Sunday -
Abe: Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece]... - Marge: That pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for
two weeks.
[looking at a pizza delivery truck conspicuously ... - Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid,
because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me...
