Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
-- Rabbi Krustofsky to his son the clown, "Like Father,
Like Clown"
Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
-- Rabbi Krustofsky to his son the clown, "Like Father,
Like Clown"
Related:
- Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer,
this I could forgive. The plot of this episode is... - Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?
Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you,
my young friend? Bart: We came to talk to you about... - My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi... - Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely... - We're going to hit him where it hurts. Right in the Judaica.
Lisa Simpson on Rabbi Krustofsky, "Like Father, ... - Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky.
Rev.L:
Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show... - The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky,
on their joint radio show: Announcer: And our first... - Man 1: Should I finish college?
Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another... - Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address?
Rev.L: Oh,
sure thing. Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex...
From the same category:
- Burns: Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin
`Magic' Johnson?
Homer: [gasps] Magic Johnson!? [picks up the phone]... - Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil.
Homer: Heh heh heh.
Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the... - Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about... - Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man!?
Homer: Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings... - Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting...
