Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
Homer: Why you little! [strangles Bart]
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
Homer: Why you little! [strangles Bart]
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"
Related:
- Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom... - Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote... - Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
[jumps down, does a somersault] Marge: Bart, why are... - Bart: Krusty, are you all right?
Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of
painful memories,
the old days, my... my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey... - John: Oh, I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom.
Didn't you just die when you found these? Marge: Not... - Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny.
[holds a tape recorded with a microphone]
Lisa:
Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Marge: How's my special little guy?
Lisa: How're you feeling,
big brother? [Maggie sucks on her pacifier]... - Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the
collection money,
that's all I need. Bart: [looking at him] I didn't...
