Krusty: [dials 1-900-SEX-CHAT]
Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected
to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women!
Now, let's join the party! [five-way split screen, showing five
men]
Krusty: Hello?
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Hello?
Apu: Are there any women here?
Krusty: Hello!?
Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
Krusty: [angrily] Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"
Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected
to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women!
Now, let's join the party! [five-way split screen, showing five
men]
Krusty: Hello?
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Hello?
Apu: Are there any women here?
Krusty: Hello!?
Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
Krusty: [angrily] Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"
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no time to cook them -- they will plump in my... - Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets... - Rabbi K: Hello? Anybody there? I hear breathing but I don't hear
talking.
What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello... - Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the
store just because I look like -
I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown... - Sanjay: I wish you'd come to my party, Apu. You could use some
merriment.
Apu: Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough... - Hello,
is this the party to whom I am speaking... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Bill: You've got to stop blowing your money like this,
Krusty. Krusty: No can do. [lights a... - Krusty: And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin Cycle Fantastique trick!
It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off...
