Marge: Mrs. Van Houten? I'm Bart's mother. We met in the emergency
room when the boys drank paint?
Mrs.V: I remember.
-- "Homer Defined"
room when the boys drank paint?
Mrs.V: I remember.
-- "Homer Defined"
Related:
- Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of... - Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for... - Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time... - Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once,
right? Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4. ... - Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh... - slide of Dr. Hibbert]
Mrs. Hibbert: Julius!
[slide or Chief Wiggum]
Mrs.
Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner]... - Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say,
"There's a whole lotta frownin' going on". ... - Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up...
From the same category:
- Bart: We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the
evening.
To even gaze upon it is [dramatically] to go mad. Homer... - Homer: Uh...I'm out.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal,
um...Sampler. [three six ten jack king]... - Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.
Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on... - Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a
short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz... - Bart: Do you need straight A's to be a cop?
The Two Cops:
[laugh uproariously] -- Just checking, "Separate...
