Maggie: [playing Monopoly with Bart]
[removes her pacifier, coughs up a hotel]
Marge: Bart, don't feed your sister hotels.
Bart: [holding up the box] Don't worry, Mom. There's tons of these
things.
-- "Homer Defined"
[removes her pacifier, coughs up a hotel]
Marge: Bart, don't feed your sister hotels.
Bart: [holding up the box] Don't worry, Mom. There's tons of these
things.
-- "Homer Defined"
Related:
- Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse?
Bart: I don't want to play with Milhouse.
Marge: You mean you still haven't made up with him... - Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart,
are you going to mow the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but... - Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me... - Marge: Well, I also have a song to sing.
[flaming arrow pass by her head]
Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.
[clears throat, coughs] [singing off key] Morals... - Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you... - Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family,
Come along and join the fun, Come along and... - Bart flicks a pea at Lisa]
Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Bart...
From the same category:
- Homer: {[reads label on the Mr. Cleanser bottle]
Hmm.
"Use only in a well-ventilated area." Shove it, ... - Wiggum: Don't worry, folks, we'll find your wallet.
Marge: Dogs! Chief, you're getting powdered sugar... - Let the destruction begin!
-- Homer, at the Monster Truck Rally,
"Bart the... - I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors
before he invented the light bulb.
Homer, "Bart the... - Ice Cream man: [driving past in his truck]
I'm all out of ice cream!
[to Bart and Lisa] It's true, you know. ...
