Marge: How are you enjoying your ham, Homey?
Homer: Tastes so bitter, it's like ashes in my mouth...
Marge: Hm. It's actually more of a honey glaze.
Lisa: Maybe you ate a clove.
-- Marge and Lisa uncharacteristically miss a metaphor,
"Homer Defined"
Homer: Tastes so bitter, it's like ashes in my mouth...
Marge: Hm. It's actually more of a honey glaze.
Lisa: Maybe you ate a clove.
-- Marge and Lisa uncharacteristically miss a metaphor,
"Homer Defined"
Related:
- Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Marge: I'd like your attention, please.
Homer: Quiet Marge!
This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp ... - Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you
won't talk to Dad?
Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how... - Marge: Homey! Get in the car!
Lisa: This is where you belong!
Bart: Yeah Homer, room for one more! Marge+Lisa+Bart... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer:
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys]... - Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club.
Marge: Oh,
Homey. You know, you are a member of a very exclusive...
From the same category:
- Lisa: Wow, Dad!
Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids... - Vidal comes in, shoots everywhere]
Nurse: [loads shotgun]
[shoots] Our residents
[shoots] are trying
[shoots] to nap!
[shoots] -- Should've phoned ahead, "The... - Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here.
[scribbles something on paper]
Mrs.
Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway... - Bart: The Flanders are a bunch of geeks, man.
Homer:
The Flandereses are not geeks! -- OK, Rod and Todd... - Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking
in front of your family?
Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette...
