A role model in my very own home. How convenient!
-- Lisa, "Homer Defined"
-- Lisa, "Homer Defined"
Related:
- My role model, inspiration, and heroine is Morticia Addams.
Siouxsie... - Marge: How are you enjoying your ham, Homey?
Homer:
Tastes so bitter, it's like ashes in my mouth... Marge... - She looks around and sees everybody else's dad with a good education,
youthful looks, and a clean credit record, and thinks... - Al Bundy - An inspiration.
A role model... - Bart: I had a fight with Milhouse.
Homer: That four-eyes with the big nose?
You don't need friends like that. Lisa: How Zen.... - Homer: Aw, boy: if only Bart had been a better role model for everyone.
Marge: That's not fair. The lesson here is that self... - CLONE OF MY OWN (to Home
on the... - Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be
done!
[Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge... - Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy
paycheck.
[opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low...
