Homer: Okay okay, think back to your training...
[begin flashback]
Trainer: Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one day.
This... Homer?
Homer: [playing with a Rubik's cube] Yeah?
Trainer: Please pay attention. This button here controls the emergency
override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button
and only this button.
Homer: [completing a side of the cube] Ooh, a side!
Trainer: Simpson!
Homer: What?
Trainer: You see which button I'm pushing?
Homer: [not looking] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push the button. Got it.
[end flashback]
This is all your fault! [throws Rubik's cube away]
-- Well, at least he remembered the general idea,
"Homer Defined"
[begin flashback]
Trainer: Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one day.
This... Homer?
Homer: [playing with a Rubik's cube] Yeah?
Trainer: Please pay attention. This button here controls the emergency
override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button
and only this button.
Homer: [completing a side of the cube] Ooh, a side!
Trainer: Simpson!
Homer: What?
Trainer: You see which button I'm pushing?
Homer: [not looking] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push the button. Got it.
[end flashback]
This is all your fault! [throws Rubik's cube away]
-- Well, at least he remembered the general idea,
"Homer Defined"
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