Marge: [praying] Dear Lord. If you spare this town from becoming
a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian.
I don't know what I can do... Mm... Oh, the next time there's
a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually
like, instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix.
-- Throw in a coupla Hail Mary's and we might have a
deal, "Homer Defined"
a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian.
I don't know what I can do... Mm... Oh, the next time there's
a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually
like, instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix.
-- Throw in a coupla Hail Mary's and we might have a
deal, "Homer Defined"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homey, I --
Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord,
the gods have been good to me and I am thankful... - Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem.
[finishes brushing his teeth,
and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful... - Lisa: {We _are_ insured, aren't we, Mom?}
Marge: {Homer,
tell your child what you bought when I sent you to... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Marge: Well, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in
and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.
Homer: [snort] Mary Bailey. Well, if I was governor... - Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow.
Marge: Oh,
Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer...
From the same category:
- Skinner: Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside
the skull.
Wiggum: [shakes the card out of the skull] Looks... - I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors
before he invented the light bulb.
Homer, "Bart the... - Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates
on the dairy products!
Apu, "Lisa's... - Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny.
Nerd 2:
He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd... - Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
Not one of these cheapo sucker deals! [tosses a cheapo...
