Homer: [panicking, as warning sirens wail] Gotta think, gotta think...
Okay, somewhere there's a thingie that tells you how to work this
stuff. The uh, the uh, the manual! The manual! Right!
[hunts under the console] [finds it]
Agh! It's as fat as a phone book! [opens to first page]
[reads] `Congratulations on your purchase of a Fissionator 1952
Slow-Fission Reactor'... D'oh! Get to the point, man! [finds
an insert] Ooh, what's this? [unfolds it, it's a giant
schematic] D'oh! Who'd have thought a nuclear reactor would be
so complicated!
-- Everything is under control, sort of, "Homer Defined"
Okay, somewhere there's a thingie that tells you how to work this
stuff. The uh, the uh, the manual! The manual! Right!
[hunts under the console] [finds it]
Agh! It's as fat as a phone book! [opens to first page]
[reads] `Congratulations on your purchase of a Fissionator 1952
Slow-Fission Reactor'... D'oh! Get to the point, man! [finds
an insert] Ooh, what's this? [unfolds it, it's a giant
schematic] D'oh! Who'd have thought a nuclear reactor would be
so complicated!
-- Everything is under control, sort of, "Homer Defined"
Related:
- Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman.
You just have to read the manual and press the right... - Karl: Hey, way to save our lives!
Len: Yeah, we owe you one!
Homer: Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a... - Homer: I gotta call my family. Oh, this is so embarrassing,
calling them from a nuthouse. I mean, they... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved
man in Springfield.
Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as... - Letterman: And the number one reference that I am running into the
ground is.
"Homer Simpson"! [music starts, audience... - Uh-oh. Looks like there's a little left-over nuclear waste.
[pulls out a hand broom] No problem! I'll just put... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Burns: Stay back Homer, approach no further, coffee's already made.
I stomped the beans myself. Homer: Uh, well...
From the same category:
- Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because
he's the new guy.
Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy... - Bart: Woo-hoo! Jackpot.
Kid: Wait a minute: are you over 21?
Bart: Are you? Kid: I'm not authorized to answer that... - Expiration date? June nineteen eighty ni--uh.... 2012,
yeah... -- Homer orders junk off the TV again, ... - Homer: So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we
got here.
And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed... - Abe: [pounding on the door] Let me in! Someone's trying to kill me!
Sweet merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door...
