Bart: [inscribing a card]
"To me bestest bud, Milhouse. Happy Birthday. Bart."
Lisa: Bart, that's so sweet. May I see the card? [reads] "Hey there,
ten-year-old! I couldn't afford to get you a new drum..."
[opens the card, revealing a picture of a well-endowed woman]
[reading with lost enthusiasm] "So how about a nice pair of
bongos"? Ewww...
-- Amen, sister, "Homer Defined"
"To me bestest bud, Milhouse. Happy Birthday. Bart."
Lisa: Bart, that's so sweet. May I see the card? [reads] "Hey there,
ten-year-old! I couldn't afford to get you a new drum..."
[opens the card, revealing a picture of a well-endowed woman]
[reading with lost enthusiasm] "So how about a nice pair of
bongos"? Ewww...
-- Amen, sister, "Homer Defined"
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Hmm, that gives me an idea. [pulls out pocket... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
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"Eight Series".
Bart: [reading the cards] "Krusty visits relatives... - Okay, so I committed a little mail-fraud! Haven't I been punished
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you're a shoo-in!
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I really hope you try harder. Homer: Whew! ... - Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah,... - Bart: Hey, Lis! Guess who's got a genuine Itchy and Scratchy animation
cel?
Lisa: Oh! That is so cool! That is so exciting! ...
