Bart: What's that guy doing here?
Hutz: Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney. I'll be defending you
against charges of... [reads the deposition] Murder One! Wow!
Even if I <lose>, I'll be famous!
-- Inherit the Windbag, "Bart the Murderer"
Hutz: Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney. I'll be defending you
against charges of... [reads the deposition] Murder One! Wow!
Even if I <lose>, I'll be famous!
-- Inherit the Windbag, "Bart the Murderer"
Related:
- Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz,
attorney at law. Here's my card. It turns into... - Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, ... - Judge: Case dismissed!
Hutz: Your honor... Do I still get paid?
Pro bono pocketo, "Bart the... - Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against
the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play.
I also play Mitch! -- Conflict of interest? "A Streetcar... - Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case
for $100,000,
less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious]... - Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash
settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash... - Kent: This just in: Krusty the Klown staged a press conference today
to defend himself against charges that his products are unsafe,
his theme park is a death trap, and that he's marketing... - Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut,
he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to... - Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down
to business.
[Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel ...
