Bart: Reverend Lovejoy! You've come to comfort me?
Rev.: Yes, Bart. [pats Bart] [emotionlessly] There there.
[pats some more] There there.
-- An enormous help, "Bart the Murderer"
Rev.: Yes, Bart. [pats Bart] [emotionlessly] There there.
[pats some more] There there.
-- An enormous help, "Bart the Murderer"
Related:
- Homer: I'm sorry it happened, and I just hope you didn't lose a lot of
respect for me.
Bart: Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever... - Bart: Listen lady, I'm s'pose to be in the fourth grade.
Teacher: Seems to me that someone's got a case of the... - Burns: Make yourselves at home.
Bart: Hear that Dad?
You can lie around in your underwear and scratch ... - Give me three fingers of milk, Ma.
-- Bart,
"Bart the... - Bart: Reverend Lovejoy, we need you to help us find a rabbi.
Rev.L: [flustered] Well, um, before you make any rash... - Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets
straight A's.
Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important... - Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important... - Bart: Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career:
Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion! Mrs. Lovejoy... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes...
