Marge: I'm not sure about the people Bart's working for.
I think they're criminals.
Homer: A job's a job. I mean, take me. If my plant pollutes the water
and poisons the town, by your logic, that would make me a
criminal.
-- Guilt by association? "Bart the Murderer"
I think they're criminals.
Homer: A job's a job. I mean, take me. If my plant pollutes the water
and poisons the town, by your logic, that would make me a
criminal.
-- Guilt by association? "Bart the Murderer"
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over and over,
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Homer: Pfft! I make more than that. -- Bart gets... - Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy:
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Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means... - Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate
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Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang...
