Wiggum: Let me assure all you smokers out there that there is <no>
shortage of cigarettes.
Reporter: [shouts] How do we know that?
Wiggum: Um, let me refer that question back to Jack Larson, Laramie
Tobacco Products. Jack?
Jack: Thank you, Chief. Folks, I'm pleased to announce that a new
truckload of Laramie's, with their smoooooth good taste of fresh
tobacco flavor is already heading towards Springfield. The
driver <has> been instructed to ignore all stop signs and
crosswalks. [all cheer]
-- Press conference, "Bart the Murderer"
shortage of cigarettes.
Reporter: [shouts] How do we know that?
Wiggum: Um, let me refer that question back to Jack Larson, Laramie
Tobacco Products. Jack?
Jack: Thank you, Chief. Folks, I'm pleased to announce that a new
truckload of Laramie's, with their smoooooth good taste of fresh
tobacco flavor is already heading towards Springfield. The
driver <has> been instructed to ignore all stop signs and
crosswalks. [all cheer]
-- Press conference, "Bart the Murderer"
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