Principal Skinner: Here's a whole box of unsealed envelopes for the
PTA!
Bart: You're making me lick envelopes?
P.S.: Oh, licking envelopes can be fun! All you have to do is make a
game of it.
Bart: What kind of game?
P.S.: Well, for example, you could see how many you could lick in an
hour, then try to break that record.
Bart: Sounds like a pretty crappy game to me.
P.S.: Yes, well... Get started.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
PTA!
Bart: You're making me lick envelopes?
P.S.: Oh, licking envelopes can be fun! All you have to do is make a
game of it.
Bart: What kind of game?
P.S.: Well, for example, you could see how many you could lick in an
hour, then try to break that record.
Bart: Sounds like a pretty crappy game to me.
P.S.: Yes, well... Get started.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
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