Homer: [wakes up and screams]
Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
Homer: No, Bart bit me.
Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my mouth
was full of flab.
-- "Treehouse of Horror II"
Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
Homer: No, Bart bit me.
Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my mouth
was full of flab.
-- "Treehouse of Horror II"
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