And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous
cog and camshifts, take that! [feebly kicks it]
-- Mad Doctor Burns,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
cog and camshifts, take that! [feebly kicks it]
-- Mad Doctor Burns,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed
with.
Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet... - Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers,... - It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
Well, who's mad now! [laughs diabolically] -- Mad... - Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe... - Smithers: You hear that, sir?
Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man? -- Me... - Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood,
very clean. The top of Homer's head rolls... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with...
From the same category:
- Why should you get nothing, while some guy who loses a finger hits the
jackpot?
One of Homer's coworkers cajoles him into filing a... - Hmm. No books, no radio, no boardgames. Ah! A "Bazooka Joe" comic!
Ugh, I read that one seventy five years ago! -- Believe... - Bart: Dad! No one cares about any of your stupid dinosaur bands!
You have the worst, lamest taste in music ever... - Kang: Foolish earthling...totally unprepared for the effects of time
travel.
[aliens laugh, then change into Sherman and Mr. Peabody]... - Ay, ?donde esta mi tequila?
-- Pedro the Bumblebee Man,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About...
