It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad. Well, who's
mad now! [laughs diabolically]
-- Mad Scientist Burns,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
mad now! [laughs diabolically]
-- Mad Scientist Burns,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed
with.
Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet... - Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers,... - And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous
cog and camshifts,
take that! [feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns... - Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe... - Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Smithers: You hear that, sir?
Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man? -- Me... - Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.
Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head...
From the same category:
- Attention, HO-scale passengers. The dining car is closed.
Root beer is still available, but the cost is now six... - Marge: {Where are you going, Bart?}
Bart: {Mom, you won't believe this,
but something you said the other day really... - Homer: Here's good news! According to this eye-catching article,
SAT scores are declining at a slower rate! Lisa: Dad... - Carl: Welcome, brothers of Local 643. As you know,
our president, Chuckie Fitzhugh, ain't been seen... - Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow...
