Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with a shovel]
Bad corpse. [thwack] Bad corpse. [thwack]
Stop [thwack] scaring [thwack] Smithers! [thwack]
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with a shovel]
Bad corpse. [thwack] Bad corpse. [thwack]
Stop [thwack] scaring [thwack] Smithers! [thwack]
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe... - Smithers: You hear that, sir?
Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man? -- Me... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood,
very clean. The top of Homer's head rolls... - Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers,... - It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
Well, who's mad now! [laughs diabolically] -- Mad... - Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer
Simpson.
Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake... - Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse...
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- Bosom.
-- Bart,
"Dead Putting... - Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing... - Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd... - You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's... - Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
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