Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, who a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain]
employee....
Smithers: [panicking] Uh, Simpson will do just fine, sir.
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Burns: Well, who
employee....
Smithers: [panicking] Uh, Simpson will do just fine, sir.
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer
Simpson.
Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake... - Smithers: You hear that, sir?
Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man? -- Me... - Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood,
very clean. The top of Homer's head rolls... - Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe... - Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers,...
