Moe: [answers the phone]
Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a
stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and
I like to kiss my own butt.
All: [laugh]
Barney: Ho ho, that's a good one.
Moe: Wait a minute... [picks up the receiver]
Bart: [hangs up and laughs]
Ms.K: [holding the phone, forces a laugh]
-- `The Bart Zone' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a
stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and
I like to kiss my own butt.
All: [laugh]
Barney: Ho ho, that's a good one.
Moe: Wait a minute... [picks up the receiver]
Bart: [hangs up and laughs]
Ms.K: [holding the phone, forces a laugh]
-- `The Bart Zone' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a... - Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check.
[calls] Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda... - Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh,
yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass... - Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh... - Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to
NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe.... - Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch... - Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely,
first initials I. P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh... - Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again!
Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw,
where's your sense of humor. Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart...
