I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on
rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, <and> I don't want any zombie
turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any
other weird surprises. You got it?
[the monkey's paw closes its finger in understanding]
[a turkey sandwich materializes]
[Homer takes it] Hey! [digs in]
Not bad. Nice, hot mustard. Good bread. The turkey's a little dry.
[in realization] The turkey's a little dry!
Oh, foe, the cursed teeth! [huh?]
What demon from the depths of hell created thee!
-- Homer deals with... `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse
of Horror II"
rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, <and> I don't want any zombie
turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any
other weird surprises. You got it?
[the monkey's paw closes its finger in understanding]
[a turkey sandwich materializes]
[Homer takes it] Hey! [digs in]
Not bad. Nice, hot mustard. Good bread. The turkey's a little dry.
[in realization] The turkey's a little dry!
Oh, foe, the cursed teeth! [huh?]
What demon from the depths of hell created thee!
-- Homer deals with... `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse
of Horror II"
Related:
- I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.
And -- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't... - Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace.
[the second finger on the paw closes]
Homer:
Lisa, that was very selfish of you! -- `The Monkey's... - Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I... - Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants... - Merchant:
Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself... - As for me and my house,
I will serve the turkey... - Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's... - Hibbert: Care for a drumstick, Hugo?
[Hugo noisily eats his drumstick in 3 seconds,
wipes his mouth, then starts eating the napkin]... - Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes
would bring grave misfortune.
I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The...
