Marge: If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
Bart: [mouth full of candy] [sarcasm] Oh yeah, everybody in the family
is going to have bad nightmares tonight, ha!
Lisa: [more sarcasm] Oh yeah, three bad nightmares.
Homer: [yet more sarcasm] I'd like to see that! Heh heh heh!
-- Little do they know... "Treehouse of Horror II"
Bart: [mouth full of candy] [sarcasm] Oh yeah, everybody in the family
is going to have bad nightmares tonight, ha!
Lisa: [more sarcasm] Oh yeah, three bad nightmares.
Homer: [yet more sarcasm] I'd like to see that! Heh heh heh!
-- Little do they know... "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you... - Marge: Goodness, what's wrong?
Bart: We both had nightmares.
Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet... - Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is
going to jail.
Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward. Skinner... - Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter
half to death!
Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I ... - Lisa: What's up there?
Bart: Is it a monster?
Lisa:
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret.... - Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this
adorable little song and dance routine.
Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker! Let's... - Moe: How many people want Homer banned from this place for life?
Everyone: Yeah! Homer: Aw, come on, everybody. ... - Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time
with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Homer...
