And to conclude this Hallowe'en newscast on a scary note... Remember,
the Presidential primaries are only a few months away. [chuckles]
-- Kent Brockman, "Treehouse of Horror II"
the Presidential primaries are only a few months away. [chuckles]
-- Kent Brockman, "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- and in environmental news, scientists have announced that
Springfield's air is now only dangerous to children and the elderly.
Kent Brockman, "Treehouse of Horror... - Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood,
very clean. The top of Homer's head rolls... - Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh!
kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice... - Kent: Kent Brockman here, with Campaign '96: America Flips A Coin.
At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton... - Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - Okily dokily!
-- Ned Flanders,
`The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror... - Homer: That's not so scary.
Lisa: A doll... From *Hell*!
Homer: [cowardly] I'm gonna go to the store... Lisa... - Chester: [as Kent Brockman walks in front of his gold house]
Shoeshine,
sir? Comb your hair for ya? Sir? [Kents walks away... - Hibbert: The routine soul smear confirmed the presence of pure evil.
It was then I knew the only option was to...
