Lisa: I'm too excited to sleep. Anyone up for the Winifred Beecher
Howe Memorial?
Homer: [half asleep] Who's that?
Lisa: An early crusader for women's rights. She led the Floor Mop
Rebellion of 1910. Later, she appeared on the highly unpopular
75-cent piece.
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Howe Memorial?
Homer: [half asleep] Who's that?
Lisa: An early crusader for women's rights. She led the Floor Mop
Rebellion of 1910. Later, she appeared on the highly unpopular
75-cent piece.
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- I will iron your sheets when you iron out the inequities in your labor
laws." Amen,
sister. -- Lisa reads the inscription on the Winifred... - Lisa goes to the Lincoln Memorial to ask advice from Abe Lincoln,
but tons of tourists are there asking him for advice... - Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off!
Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to... - Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad.
Homer:
Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already
won' check] One million dollars!
I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr... - Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial... - Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true.
Every time you get a million dollars,
something queers the deal. Lisa: I don't think real... - Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles]
Homer:
Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh,...
