Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles]
Homer: Hey, what's so funny?
Marge: [whispers]
Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up.
-- Did he say, `up'? "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Homer: Hey, what's so funny?
Marge: [whispers]
Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up.
-- Did he say, `up'? "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- Homer: [reading `Reading Digest'] Hey, a cartoon!
[a woman tries to explain a pile of metal that used to be a car]
"Well,
dear, you always wanted a compact..." [laughs]... - Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers
dread.
the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll... - Homer: [reads] Seven ways to spice up your marriage.
[ahem] [reads woodenly] Marge, you have a nice body... - Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you... - Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and... - at the airport, sees a chauffeur holding a sign that reads,
`SIMPSON'] Look, Marge, that guy has the same last... - Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already
won' check] One million dollars!
I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr...
