Homer: Bart! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis!
-- Or is it Looey? "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
-- Or is it Looey? "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- Bart: [reading a sign] On this spot, Richard Nixon bowled
back-to-back 300 games.
Homer: Yeah, right. -- Would he lie to you? "Mr... - Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off!
Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to... - Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies!
-- Homer is amazed at what comes with the hotel room,
"Mr. Lisa Goes to... - Homer: Wow, `Win a trip to Washington, DC. All expenses paid,
VIP tour'... Oh, it's for kids. [throws into... - Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad.
Homer:
Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that... - Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true.
Every time you get a million dollars,
something queers the deal. Lisa: I don't think real... - Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers
dread.
the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll... - Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles]
Homer:
Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh,... - Tour guide: Folks, we print more than 18 million bills a day.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give...
