Steward: Yes, sir, can I get you something?
Homer: Playing cards, note pad, aspirin, sewing kit, pilot's wing pin,
propeller-shaped swizzle stick, sleeping mask, and anything
else I've got coming to me.
Steward: I'll see what I can do.
-- Flying to Washington, DC,
"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Homer: Playing cards, note pad, aspirin, sewing kit, pilot's wing pin,
propeller-shaped swizzle stick, sleeping mask, and anything
else I've got coming to me.
Steward: I'll see what I can do.
-- Flying to Washington, DC,
"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
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- Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad.
Homer:
Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that... - Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already
won' check] One million dollars!
I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr... - Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial... - Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true.
Every time you get a million dollars,
something queers the deal. Lisa: I don't think real... - Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic]
[sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool]
Honest Abe,
he'll show me the way. [goes to the memorial]... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places
other tourists never see.
Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for? Faith: Important... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your...
