Marge: You've certainly taking a shying to that magazine.
Homer: It's not just <one> magazine, Marge; they take <hundreds> of
magazines, filter out the crap, and leave you with something
that fits right in your front pocket.
[struggles to shove it into his front pocket, tearing the seams
in the process]
-- Reading is fundamental, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Homer: It's not just <one> magazine, Marge; they take <hundreds> of
magazines, filter out the crap, and leave you with something
that fits right in your front pocket.
[struggles to shove it into his front pocket, tearing the seams
in the process]
-- Reading is fundamental, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
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Homer: A what?
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[finds vanity license plate rack]
Cool.
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