Prof: {Now if anyone would like to stay, I'm going to hold a comprehensive review session after every class.} Homer:

Prof: {Now if anyone would like to stay, I'm going to hold a
comprehensive review session after every class.}
Homer: {[waving] Do we have to?}
Prof: {No --}
Homer: {Then kiss my curvy butt goood-bye!}
-- "Homer Goes to College"

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