Homer: [reading `Reading Digest'] Hey, a cartoon!
[a woman tries to explain a pile of metal that used to be a car]
"Well, dear, you always wanted a compact..."
[laughs] Ain't it the truth!
Marge: No, it's not the truth, Homer. It's well-documented that women
are safer drivers than men.
Homer: Oh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning. They're just
stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
[gets up, revealing rear cleavage]
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
[a woman tries to explain a pile of metal that used to be a car]
"Well, dear, you always wanted a compact..."
[laughs] Ain't it the truth!
Marge: No, it's not the truth, Homer. It's well-documented that women
are safer drivers than men.
Homer: Oh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning. They're just
stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
[gets up, revealing rear cleavage]
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
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