Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true.
Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points.
-- Homer may have already won $1 million,
"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points.
-- Homer may have already won $1 million,
"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already
won' check] One million dollars!
I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr... - Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the
casino and I think you may have a problem.
Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo... - Homer: Now lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl,
and I don't care what it costs. Lady: Very... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial... - Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off!
Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Tour guide: Folks, we print more than 18 million bills a day.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give... - Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad.
Homer:
Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that...
