Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but
thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh
lessons. Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve
Austin --
Lisa: But if you can learn from Malibu Stacy's mistakes, so can
everyone! I'm sure we can think of something together. Come on!
Stacy: Not now, I'm...to drunk.
Lisa: No you're not.
[Stacy sips slowly from a drink, then sighs]
Lisa: Uh, I'll come back tomorrow.
-- "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh
lessons. Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve
Austin --
Lisa: But if you can learn from Malibu Stacy's mistakes, so can
everyone! I'm sure we can think of something together. Come on!
Stacy: Not now, I'm...to drunk.
Lisa: No you're not.
[Stacy sips slowly from a drink, then sighs]
Lisa: Uh, I'll come back tomorrow.
-- "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
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- Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy:
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different... - Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us.
Lisa:
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Joe: Stacy, please, I must have you back. Just come for a ride with
me in my Mobile Command Unit[tm].
Stacy: Joe, I told you, it's over. Release me from... - Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design... - Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the
podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable
address.
[pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - Lisa: Well I'm not going to accomplish anything just sitting here -
Abe: -- and griping. It's time for -- Lisa: -- action... - Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
